Lindsay Lohan Early Released From Rehab At UCLA

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Lindsay Lohan has been cured of being an irresponsible coke addicted junkie and total fuck-up and is a free woman today. On July 6th, Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in jail and 90 days in rehab. But she is in LA and she is famous so instead she served 13 days in a private jail cell and three weeks in rehab, and she was released. Lindsay signed her rehab discharge papers on Tuesday early in the day and was out by evening. Lindsay's first moments of freedom were a telephone call made to her mother Dina. Oh crap, she called her? Look, if Michael Lohan wants Lindsay to start making more money for him to steal again he need to put a hit on Dina, like, yesterday. LOL... I am sure after over a month in jail and rehab without a fix, Lindsay Lohan look like a half death junkie suffering from withdrawal because she is too nasty looking to sell her ass to get money to buy more drugs. Radaronline report:

Lindsay Lohan has been released from her court-ordered rehabilitation at UCLA Medical Center in Los Angeles, the facility the troubled starlet has called home since beginning her treatment there August 2, RadarOnline.com has learned.

Lohan, 24, was sentenced by Judge Marsha Revel to serve 90 days in jail, followed by 90 days of rehab for probation violations stemming from her 2007 DUI conviction.

Well, that was quick. After the short stint in jail stupid me actually thought for a moment that she would at the very least do her full rehab sentence. She served 13 and 22 days, respectively. The Mean Girls actress was spirited out a back door in to a waiting, chauffeur driven car. Jesus, this tard's last movie went straight to cable. And the one before that that actually made it to a theater lost $2.3 million. Can we stop treating this bitch like the fucking President? Anyway, her newly found freedom might ot last too long. People report:

A hearing is set for Wednesday morning at a Beverly Hills courthouse before a new judge, Elden Fox, who may order additional out-patient care. As of now, Lohan also is subject to random drug and alcohol testing until the end of her probation term in August 2011, but those conditions could change at the hearing.

Lindsay Lohan has reportedly been offered $1 million for her first post-rehab interview. Sources familiar with her treatment say Lindsay Lohan's UCLA medical bill was a whopping $40,000 a week. So she is going to need that money since she is essentially broke. As for now, after serving three weeks in a UCLA rehab center, Lindsay Lohan has been released and is free to start driving drunk again. Be careful, she is out there! Click on pictures to enlarge.


Her home for the past 22 days:


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Lindsay Dee Lohan (born July 2, 1986 in New York City, New York, United States) is an American actress and pop music singer. Lohan started in show business as a child fashion model for magazine advertisement and television commercials. At age 10, she began her acting career in a soap opera; at 11, she made her motion picture debut by playing identical twins in Disney's 1998 remake of The Parent Trap. www.GutterUncensored.com

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Lindsay Lohan Skip Her Court Date And Does Cocaine At Parties In Cannes

Several interesting pictures of Lindsay Lohan trying to obtain a passport in Cannes are making the rounds on the Internet today, and by "trying to obtain a passport" I really mean "doing cocaine." The big Hollywood news earlier this week was that Lindsay Lohan made her $100k bail (you only have to pay down 10% of that) and will not be arrested when she finally flies back to Los Angeles (she is due in court Monday morning, not that that means anything to her; she has a flight booked back home for today, but again, that doesn't really mean anything to her). Lindsay Lohan's probation was revoked by the judge overseeing her DUI probation case and bail was set at $100,000 because she missed her court date and then lie about her passport being stolen. Now we have a picture of her setting in a room with lines of coke on a table. If Judge Revel doesn't throw her ass in jail when she appear Monday don't be surprise because I am beginning to think Ms. Revel is not a real judge but kinda plays one on TV.

In the past week, Lindsay's gone from blowing off her court date and ignoring Judge Revel, to now openly antagonizing her. She was seen leaving a yacht party at 7:30 AM Friday morning. "Gee, I wonder how she was able to stay up so late?" -- you're probably asking yourself. Well according to WebMD, one of the side effects of cocaine is "an increasing sense of energy and alertness." So it's a good thing Lindsay appears to have a pretty good supply of it (see pic below was taken this week in Cannes; check out the white powder on the table). Honestly, when she gets back, I wouldn't be surprised if Lindsay left a flaming paper bag full of dog shit on Judge Revel's porch. Get it judge? It is a funny prank on you! Anyway, Lindsay is now claiming that -- like her "stolen" passport and this leaked photo was a set-up. Um, by her friends. She is crying foul over the new snapshot of her lounging an arm's length away from what appears to be cocaine. Radaronline report:

A new photograph of Lindsay Lohan partying in Cannes while sitting in front of a table with lines of a mystery white powder has created a furor. When reached by RadarOnline.com and asked to tell us what the white powder is, Lindsay at first replied: “What!??” RadarOnline.com directed her to look at the photo and the white powder on the table in front of her. Lindsay then told RadarOnline.com: “That's a set up that's so untrue.”

She did not clarify who set her up or how. She is with friends in the photo.

Gosh, there sure is a lot of people going through a lot of trouble to make Lindsay look bad. And they seem to be doing an amazing job making her look like an out of control drug addicted idiot. I just wish they woudd leave her alone so she could get back to her busy job of making a positive impact on this world. All Lindsay wanted to do was go to Cannes to promote her new Linda Lovelace movie, but unseen forces have conspired to keep her in France. A conspiracy so vast and cunning that they can put cocaine on a table beside her without her knowledge. Two days after missing the probation hearing that caused a judge to briefly issue a warrant for her arrest.

Revel extended Lohan's probation last October and warned her then that she risked being sent to jail. The alcohol education classes are part of the actress's sentence for a 2007 arrest for drunken driving, reckless driving and driving under the influence of cocaine. Radar snitched to prosecutor Danette Meyers about the photos and she said, “I hope that isn’t cocaine in those pictures.” But I am sure she could do a few lines of coke on the judge's desk and then fuck herself with the gavel and yell done with no punishment from the judge at her Monday court date. Because with this picture, she is practically doing exactly that while shitting on the judge's head. Click on pictures to enlarge.


And as for why Lindsay is being pictured with some dude's butt in her face, well, that is just beyond me:


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Lindsay Dee Lohan (born July 2, 1986 in New York City, New York, United States) is an American actress and pop music singer. Lohan started in show business as a child fashion model for magazine advertisement and television commercials. At age 10, she began her acting career in a soap opera; at 11, she made her motion picture debut by playing identical twins in Disney's 1998 remake of The Parent Trap. www.GutterUncensored.com

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