Showing posts with label Divorce. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Divorce. Show all posts

Monday, August 23, 2010

Elin Nordegren Is A Single Rich White Female With Topless Modeling Pictures


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Six years ago, Elin Nordegren married Tiger Woods. They got married on October 5, 2004, which didn't dissuade Tiger in any way from banging tons of random whores, pornstars, sluts, professional mistress and cocktail waitresses before, during, and since. During that time, Elin sat at home, look pretty, got impregnated twice, and clapped on the golf course. So today they met in a courtroom in Panama City, Florida, to finalize their divorce and she is now at least $100 million richer. RadarOnline report:
It was ice cold between Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren at the courthouse as the couple finalized their divorce on Monday. “Tiger was sitting down when Elin walked in the room,” a source told RadarOnline.com. “Publicly they didn’t say a word to each other." “They didn’t even look at each other.” At approximately 3 p.m. ET Elin was heading back to her Orlando-area home. She was subdued after the divorce was finalized in Bay County Circuit Court in Panama City, Florida. The couple lives in Orange County. In Florida a couple is allowed to file for divorce outside of the county where they reside. Tiger and Elin married October 5, 2004. The divorce petition says the marriage is “irretrievably broken.” The divorce papers reveal that Tiger and Elin reached a settlement on July 3 and 4th. The Martial Settlement Agreement they signed also includes a parenting plan.

The financial terms were not disclosed, and past reports have been all over the place, claiming her deal will range anywhere from 100 million to 750 million. Tiger marrying Elin might go down as one of the biggest blunders of all time. Just think about it, he could have been a richer version of Derek Jeter, fighting off blowjobs everyday of his life but no, he just had to go and get married. Now he has an ex-wife who he will have to write the biggest check in his life to and two kids that will most certainly grow up to hate him. ESPN report:
"Tiger Woods and his Swedish-born wife officially divorced Monday, nine months after his middle-of-the night car crash outside their home set off shocking revelations that the world's most famous athlete had been cheating on her through multiple affairs....

The lawyers for Woods and Elin Nordegren said in a statement that the divorce became official Monday in Bay County Circuit Court. Terms of the divorce were not disclosed, except that they will share parenting of their two children, ages 3 and 1."

Reporters tried to talk to Elin Nordegren after the divorce proceedings, but she was unavailable for comment due to the fact that she was dancing on top of a car throwing diamonds into the crowd and doing that thing with her hands where she pretends to make it rain. Ever the emotionless robot, Tiger posted this statement on his website:

"We are sad that our marriage is over and we wish each other the very best for the future. While we are no longer married, we are the parents of two wonderful children and their happiness has been, and will always be, of paramount importance to both of us. Once we came to the decision that our marriage was at an end, the primary focus of our amicable discussions has been to ensure their future well-being. The weeks and months ahead will not be easy for them as we adjust to a new family situation, which is why our privacy must be a principal concern."


Then after that it says, “Ms. Nordegren was represented by…”, and lists a bunch of law firms. It’s really touching. And Tiger was represented by his long time general counsel, just like at the ending of a fairy tale. Anyway, apparently Elin Nordegrens' divorce to Tiger Wood became official today. Oh really? I didn't even know they were having problems. LOL... Now Tiger can have all the whore pussy his heart desire. Click on pictures to enlarge.


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Eldrick Tont "Tiger" Woods (born December 30, 1975 in Cypress, California, U.S.A.) is an American professional golfer among the most successful of all time. Currently the World No. 1, he was the highest-paid professional athlete in 2008, having earned an estimated $110 million from winnings and endorsements. www.GutterUncensored.com


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Elin Maria Pernilla Nordegren (born January 1, 1980 in Stockholm, Sweden) is the wife of professional golfer Tiger Woods. www.GutterUncensored.com


Thursday, June 24, 2010

Vice President Al Gore Accused of Sexually Assaulting Female Masseuse In Hotel Room


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www.GutterUncensored.com


Mr. Global Warming a.k.a. Al Gore seem to be Mr. Scandal this month after several revelations about his private life including a torrid affair with his friend's ex-wife and a shocking divorce made headlines. Now, authorities in Oregon have confirmed a tabloid report that former Vice President Al Gore was investigated four years ago after a masseuse accused him of "unwanted sexual contact" at a Portland hotel, but the case was not pursued because of a lack of evidence. The police said three years later, in January 2009, that the woman finally came forward and gave a statement about the alleged incident. "The case was not investigated any further because detectives concluded there was insufficient evidence to support the allegations," the police said Wednesday. Earlier this month, the woman came forward again and asked to amend her original statement. She provided a few more details and "also advised that she was going to take the case to the media," the police said. A spokesperson for the Gore family declined to comment Wednesday.

The Portland Police Bureau released a statement Wednesday addressing accusations made in 2006, saying the woman was called to Gore's room at Hotel Lucia in October of that year to give him a massage. The police statement came in response to a report earlier in the day in the National Enquirer. The woman was contacted by the police at the time but didn't followed up with any more information because she has struggled with the decision to come forward. She ultimately decided to do so in order to protect other women who might have experienced the same type of sexual abuse.

According to the police, a local attorney contacted investigators "and said he had a client that wanted to report an unwanted sexual contact by Mr. Gore." But the alleged victim declined to be interviewed by detectives and the attorney told the police months later "that they were pursuing civil litigation." Multnomah County District Attorney Michael D. Schrunk also confirmed the report Wednesday, saying his office was contacted by the police after the allegations were made.

Al Gore was accused of sexually assaulting the Oregon masseuse
4 years ago,
she claims the former VP and presidential nominee "groped me, grabbed me, engulfed me in embrace, tongue kissed me, massaged me [and] grabbed my breasts." Which sounds like Al learned some lesson from his old boss Bill Clinton (What, no cigars in Oregon?) but the police found no evidence because she reported the incident weeks later. And the woman who is stilling claiming Gore sexually assaulted her is trying to sell the story to the Enquirer for $1 million. In a bizarre statement to police, the woman who claims that Al Gore fondled and groped her during a massage session described the former Vice President as a giggling "crazed sex poodle" who gave a "come hither" look before pouncing on her in a Portland hotel suite. People report:

"The Multnomah County District Attorney’s Office in Portland confirmed Wednesday that the woman reported unwanted sexual contact by Gore to police in 2006, and the prosecutor’s office was briefed by the Portland Police Bureau in late 2006 and January 2007.

“We were told the woman was not willing to be interviewed by the Portland Police Bureau and did not want a criminal investigation to proceed,” Multnomah County D.A. Michael Schrunk said. The woman was reportedly considering suing Gore before last month approaching the National Enquirer, asking for $1 million for her story.

The woman, who did not respond to several attempted follow-up interviews with police, revealed in the complaint that she grappled with her decision to come forward – even consulting with attorneys – but ultimately decided to do so to protect other women who may have experienced the same trauma.

She told detectives she only wanted “justice” and that her complaint was not an attempt to receive money."

After fleeing Gore's suite, the woman returned home to discover, a la Lewinsky, "stains on the front of my black slacks." Suspecting that the stains were Gore bodily fluids, the woman made sure not to clean them. But you know that you don't get to say this wasn't about the money? Right after selling your story for $1 million to the National Enquirer. This Enquirer story comes three weeks after Al Gore and his wife, Tipper, announced they were separating after 40 years of marriage. Gore has yet to respond to this latest report. It was also announced that he and his wife of 40 years have separated recently because he was cheating on her with a female producer that worked with him on the Inconvenient Truth.

In a taped January 2009 interview with cops, the 54 year-old woman, a licensed masseuse whose name has been redacted from police records, read from a lengthy prepared statement that detailed her alleged October 2006 encounter with Gore at the Hotel Lucia. … [The masseuse] approached Portland police and sought to memorialize her allegations against Gore, who she portrayed as a tipsy, handsy predator who forced her to drink Grand Marnier, pinned her to a bed, and forcibly French kissed her. The woman describes Gore as a man with a "violent temper as well as extremely dictatorial commanding attitude besides his Mr. Smiley Global Warming concern persona." Here is a PDF of the police report. Click on pictures to enlarge.


Press release from the police:


Here is something funny:


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Albert Arnold "Al" Gore, Jr. (born March 31, 1948 in Washington, D.C. United States) served as the 45th Vice President of the United States from 1993 to 2001 under President Bill Clinton. He is currently an author, businessperson, and American environmental activist who starred in the 2006 documentary An Inconvenient Truth, which won an Academy Award in 2007. Gore also wrote the book An Inconvenient Truth: The Planetary Emergency of Global Warming and What We Can Do About It, which won a Grammy Award for Best Spoken Word Album in February 2009. www.GutterUncensored.com

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Al Gore Is Cheating On Tipper Gore With Larry David’s Wife Laurie Lennard


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Al Gore
has been betrayed by the very Internet he created! Rumors that he has been teabagging Seinfeld creator Larry David's wife Laurie David while still married to Tipper Gore began making the interweb rounds last week. Star is now reporting that the real reason Al and Tipper Gore are divorcing is that he's been having an affair with Laurie Ellen Lennard-David, Larry David's ex-wife, for the past two years. Yup, if this is true former US vice president Al Gore cheated on his wife with one of America's most prominent climate change campaigners. Laurie, an environmentalist activist who produced Al's documentary An Inconvenient Truth, was married to Larry for 14 years before they split in 2007.

A source tells Star, "Al and Laurie went from friends to lovers... It couldn't be avoided." Is an affair between Al and Laurie the reason for the sudden announcement that Al and Tipper were divorcing after 40-years of marriage? According to rumors, it is. Laurie David's denied it. A source close to Al Gore also denied it. But it is one rumor that's undeniably still scandalous and it won't go away. Everyone is waiting for it but Tipper has yet to comment on the story. Star Magazine report:

Al Gore’s split from wife Tipper after 40 years was a shock to everyone who thought theirs was the ideal marriage. [But the truth is] the former Vice President was having an affair with Larry David’s ex-wife for the past two years!

Al has been having an affair with Laurie, who divorced Curb Your Enthusiasm star Larry David in 2007 amidst reports she was cheating with the caretaker of their Martha’s Vineyard summer home.

“Al and Laurie went from friends to lovers,” an insider tells Star. “It couldn’t be avoided.”


Well, men have needs, and it's not like CO2 is keeping Al warm at night in bed. LOL... Plus the hole in the ozone layer is WAY too big to properly stimulate a man's sex organ. Until environmentally-sound masturbation goes mainstream, he had no other choice but to bone his friends' wives. Well, he should have found another chick other than his friend's wife. That was wrong on his part... But honestly I don't think Tipper was giving him any loving at home. She has bigger fish to deal with than worrying about whether or not Al is sexually happy at home. They say she is a manic depressive with other life-long mental issues and who wants to remain married to a chronically depressed person, and for such a LONG time. Can't blame AL for wanting some strange pussy. And don't feel too sad for Tipper, she will be getting paid half of Al's $200 million global warming fortune he has amassed in he past 10 years.

Al Gore split from wife Tipper after 40 years of marriage earlier this month, news that shocked to a public who largely viewed the Gore union as an ideal marriage. There were very few details, rumored or confirmed, about the nature of the split. But now people are saying Al Gore and Laurie David are sleeping together. Al has supposedly been having an affair with Laurie, who divorced Larry David in 2007 amid reports she slept with the caretaker of their Martha's Vineyard home. So Laurie already have a reputation for fucking around. And she sure has been spending a lot of time with Al Gore in recent years. My guess is that Tipper is happy to get rid of Al. Remember during his campaign for president in 2000 when he bent Tipper over backwards on stage on national TV trying to make it appear a movie scene with a masculine man kissing his wife? It was so embarrassing. Just a phony campaign gimmick. Click on pictures to enlarge.



Only Al Gore and his alleged mistress now:


Only the mistress Laurie Lennard-David:


Laurie and Larry David:


Tipper and Al Gore:


Just Al Gore:


The infamous kiss at the 2000 DNC convention:

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Bio


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Albert Arnold "Al" Gore, Jr. (born March 31, 1948 in Washington, D.C. United States) served as the 45th Vice President of the United States from 1993 to 2001 under President Bill Clinton. He is currently an author, businessperson, and American environmental activist who starred in the 2006 documentary An Inconvenient Truth, which won an Academy Award in 2007. Gore also wrote the book An Inconvenient Truth: The Planetary Emergency of Global Warming and What We Can Do About It, which won a Grammy Award for Best Spoken Word Album in February 2009. www.GutterUncensored.com

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Laurie David
formerly know as Laurie Ellen Lennard (born March 22, 1958 in Long Island, New York, United States) is an American environmental activist. She serves as a trustee on the Natural Resources Defense Council and a member of the Advisory Board of the Children's Nature Institute and is a contributing blogger to the The Huffington Post. www.GutterUncensored.com